Chrisbattaglia.com

My name is Chris Battaglia. This is my blog.

What’s the point of this blog?

This is the place where I post thoughts, images and articles about pretty much anything I feel like. It’s not always supposed to be funny, but for the most part, it is.

You suck. How can I make sure you know how much you suck?

You can leave a comment, you twat.

Are you a stuck-up liberal elitist who wants to socialize the world with your radical left-wing agenda?

Not exactly. I hold my own views on many issues (since I actually spend time thinking about them), so it’s not really possible to pigeon-hole me like that. I know it can be difficult for some people to see the world as more than black and white, but thanks to our ability to inquire and reason, we can. Get used to it. Besides, with some of the things I’ve said here, I doubt the liberal elitists would welcome me as a member of their exclusive country club of compassion and Prius-loving.

I was very offended by one or many of your posts. Where can I stick my complaint?

Straight up your ass. Or in the comments. Either way, I don’t really care, although a comment would probably be more entertaining.

How often do you update?

I’m horribly inconsistent with updating this site, but you can rest assured that when I do post something, it’s worth checking out.

What is satire?

Satire is defined as “a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule through the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like.” I’m constantly shocked by how few people know what satire is when they post a comment. If you’re one of those people, you’re the reason satire exists. Thank you.

So you didn’t actually talk to god in “My Conversation With God”?

No.

Will you talk to him again?

…probably.