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G20 Toronto Protest Videos
Posted by Chris Battaglia in Links, Politics on June 29, 2010
I’ll add more to this post as I upload them.
Slow News Day
Posted by Chris Battaglia in Fake News, Links on June 15, 2007
http://slownewsday.wordpress.com/
Slow News Day is a news satire site I have created. It will mainly consist of fake news briefs poking fun at current events. Like ChrisBattaglia.com, Slow News Day won’t shy away from controversial topics. No person or topic will be considered sacred; everything’s in play.
Here’s a small sample of what you’ll find on Slow News Day:
Remaining Weapons Will Be Given to U.S. Troops
“Once every Iraqi militant is adequately armed, we will begin doing the same with our own troops,” said a Pentagon spokesperson.“Soon, our troops will have the same body armor the Iraqis now have, provided there is any left.”
Hamas Declares Jihad on Everyone who isn’t Hamas
Most of the world’s Muslim population outside of Hamas has strongly condemned the group’s Jihad, calling it an extreme perversion of Islam and claiming Hamas does not speak for Allah or actual Muslims. Hamas responded to this criticism by declaring smaller, more personal Jihads on everyone who has criticized them.
Read more at Slow News Day.
New Demockeracy Content
Posted by Chris Battaglia in Fake News, Links, Politics on May 22, 2007
Also-Ran Day… “With a roster of great Americans including Eugene Debs, Barry Goldwater, and Mike Dukakis being honored, I expect most people will want to celebrate.”
And a little bonus: a “News in Briefs”
Vacation Ends Abruptly When Father Turns Car Around, Heads Home
I Won!
Posted by Chris Battaglia in Fake News, Links, Politics, Site News on May 16, 2007
I won the Demockeracy.com weekly essay contest! The topic was “Why I Should Get a Third Term, By George W. Bush”
These Terrorists won’t take a break for election time. They won’t wait until a new President is settled into office to continue Terror-ing. And because of our set election dates, they know our timeline. They know exactly when a new President will be chosen, so they’ll know exactly when to strike. We cannot allow our enemies to have this kind of information. It is better for us to have no elections at all in order to protect our democracy. And freedom. They hate freedom.
In honour of this win, I’ll have a new cb.com article up before the end of the week. Keep checking back to find out when it’s up (or subscribe to the RSS feed).
And for those visiting from Demockeracy, here for the first time but not interested in digging through the archives, I give you my “Greatest Hits” collection:
My Conversation With God
The Drunken Puking Guide
We’re Already Fucked: Part 1 (and Part 2)
Fuck Alberta
My Anti-Drug
Happy Holidays From Best Buy
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