Archive for category Monday Thought

The Monday Thought – X: Imogen Heap

“Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap has the power to make any moment the deepest, most pretentious moment ever. Paul Haggis, your secret’s out.

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The Monday Thought – IX: Leafs

Another year, another cup-less performance by the Toronto Maple Leafs. I’m not sure what commemorates the 40th anniversary of a drought… perhaps it’s the “dust-bowl” anniversary.

But I’m still a Leaf fan. What can I say? I’m stuck for life. No matter how many years go by without them winning, I just keep telling myself “hey, the Red Sox did it, and their streak was at 80-something years. There’s loads of time…” And by the looks of things, the Leafs going to need all the time they can get. Hell, they might even break that record! Ha ha ha… I need to move to Detroit.

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The Monday Thought – VIII: God’s House

If church really is God’s house, why doesn’t he shovel the sidewalk in the winter? It’s the least he could do. I mean, it’s not like he’s paying rent or anything.

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The Monday Thought – VII: Supervillains

To all those who say supervillains only exist in comic books and blockbuster movies, I can only say one thing: if supervillains don’t exist in real life, then who invented the pure evil that is the alarm clock?

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The Monday Thought – VI: Circus

Who needs the circus when you’ve got cable news channels?

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