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I Won!
Posted by Chris Battaglia in Fake News, Links, Politics, Site News on May 16, 2007
I won the Demockeracy.com weekly essay contest! The topic was “Why I Should Get a Third Term, By George W. Bush”
These Terrorists won’t take a break for election time. They won’t wait until a new President is settled into office to continue Terror-ing. And because of our set election dates, they know our timeline. They know exactly when a new President will be chosen, so they’ll know exactly when to strike. We cannot allow our enemies to have this kind of information. It is better for us to have no elections at all in order to protect our democracy. And freedom. They hate freedom.
In honour of this win, I’ll have a new cb.com article up before the end of the week. Keep checking back to find out when it’s up (or subscribe to the RSS feed).
And for those visiting from Demockeracy, here for the first time but not interested in digging through the archives, I give you my “Greatest Hits” collection:
My Conversation With God
The Drunken Puking Guide
We’re Already Fucked: Part 1 (and Part 2)
Fuck Alberta
My Anti-Drug
Happy Holidays From Best Buy
Back (With Updates)
Posted by Chris Battaglia in Site News on January 30, 2007
There will be an update before January is over. The original plan was to have it up by last Friday, but my computer died on me, and I couldn’t get at any of my documents for a few days. I have everything back now, so check back soon, because something new will be here before Thursday hits. Or make things easier on yourself and use the RSS feed. If you don’t know what RSS is, click here.
And keep checking in weekly, because this next update is the start of a weekly update plan. That’s right, I plan on updating chrisbattaglia.com at least once a week. Don’t think I can do it? Fuck you. Now I’m going to do it just to spite you, asshole.
Welcome
Posted by Chris Battaglia in Site News on October 18, 2006
Welcome to the new ChrisBattaglia.com
The old site was drab, stagnant, and featureless, but that’s ancient history now. Welcome to the future.
For the next little while I’ll be tweaking this and that, adding new links and more old content, adjusting details in the layout and generally doing various things to the site you probably don’t care to hear about. The point is that it’s functional right now, so feel free to browse around and get used to the new look. You’ll notice you now have the ability to comment on articles and images I post, but the feature I’m most excited about is the RSS feed.
In celebration, I’ve added another article. Check it out. It’s not hard to find anymore!
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